Rara: So is Emily your girlfriend, Deetman?
Deetman: No! She's my friend but she's not my girlfriend. I can't even understand anything she says.
Rara: Can she understand what you say to her?
Deetman: No, because I never say anything to her.
Me: You can't understand what she says to you and you never say anything to her? Yup, sounds like she's your girlfriend.
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Deetman: Mummy! There's a boy at preschool named Max, just like in Where The Wild Things Are!
Me: Oh, that's cool, buddy.
Deetman: And there's a boy at church named Max too.
Me: There is? I didn't know that. I don't think I've met him.
Deetman: And Mummy! The boy named Max at preschool and the boy named Max at church have the same face!
Me: The same face? What do you mean, the same face? Is it the same boy? Is there a boy from church that's also in your preschool!
Deetman: Yes, the same boy! I think it's the same boy! That's why he has the same name and the same face.
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Deetman: You know what I'm going to do when I grow up Mummy?
Me: What, baby? Go up in a cherry picker?
Deetman: Yes! But two other things too. Three things.
Me: What are the other things?
Deetman: I'm going to go up in a cherry picker, be a daddy of children, and be a soccer player.
Me: Sounds like a good life, baby.
Deetman: Yeah, sounds like a good life.
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